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the ONLUS - 1

November.

passed Halloween, All Saints past, past Ognimmorti, November is still one of the most agonizing months of the year. The air is so full of moisture in the room where there is a computer with which I write some mushrooms have sprung up. To be precise, a Boletus Edulis the mouse pad, and a Amanita phalloides the seat of my chair. The latter I was worried from the first moment that the noun the adjective, which is why - you'll understand - I was away for a while '.
And even now, when I sit down, I tend to do it with some understandable caution.

published since the last post, I had an explanation: the ONLUS.

As you know, the team is struggling for a long time in financial difficulties that have prevented its expansion and revival in style, with the acquisition of important players and the cut segments of unproductive or harmful.

Team On the other hand, it is rooted in the human community of Bagno Spina, è consapevole del suo dovere morale di gestire l’impatto del beach tennis a livello sociale, contemperando le esigenze dei giocatori scarsi (la gran parte degli affiliati) con quelle dei giocatori incapaci (un'agguerrita minoranza). 

In sostanza le esigenze dei Bozambo con quelle degli Zambo .

Troppo spesso in spiaggia si assisteva a scene patetiche dove i giocatori scarsi, adducendo le scuse più inverosimili, si negavano a quelli incapaci, che si avvicinavano speranzosi ai campi - con lo sguardo del bastardone abbandonato-, per avere la possibilità di fare anche solo pochi palleggi...

No, decisamente non si poteva keep going! In

beachtennisti most sensitive are taken particular dynamics of human solidarity, under which the conviction has grown that even individuals (beachtennisticamente speaking) less fortunate, could not be ignored or abandoned. Also in beach tennis, nobody can be left alone.

Thus was born the idea of \u200b\u200bfounding the NGO , which has been called - significantly - "You can play those less fortunate than you."

The egg of Columbus: on the one hand, it could solve economic problems team, allowing them to access - such as NPO - a succulent IRPEF shares of 5 per thousand, the other is mitigated discontent in the relationship between beachtennisti different (albeit tiny) stature.

We talked with the President who called the Treasurer, has requested clarification on what the term meant ONLUS. At the word "organization", the President began to smile, smile that has become guffaw when we pronounced the words "non-profit." Then when we closed the acronym with the words "social utility", the President howled decomposed alternately rolling to the ground and slamming his palms on the ground.

But then, but when he heard Treasurer that jingled like a cash register, while his eyes rolled in their sockets instead of eyes alternately displaying the symbols of the dollar and the euro area, became suddenly attentive, and from his mouth came out the following solemn words:

"Ok, do!"

Then the two hugged each other, giving themselves big pat on the shoulder and pointing crazy dance.

And while they went whispering to each other, we have seen snippets of phrases such as "boost mental and physical wellbeing of the affiliates," "turning the bathroom", "spa", "private", "massage", "reuse the stakes support network, "" lap dance "," Ukrainian "," Lido delle Nazioni "," bunga "and other things that we did not understand and which we failed to connect the hidden meanings. course those two have given us the impression of thinking really big!

Then I encountered some difficulties. The first of an economic nature, since it seems that with the recent law to establish the Government has severely reduced funds shares by 5 one thousand for the NPO.

Minister economy, during the usual control urology:

once again the prostate is fine! Or maybe it popped also a fungus in his chair, and sat lost in thought?

The second, purely practical, is the fact that - unfortunately - the essential component of a NPO are volunteers.
detail which proved not so insignificant ...

- 1. continues -

ps - Mario Monicelli decided to leave. Ok, more and more alone ...